OMG! I’m a photographer!

So I’ve been kicking around the idea of teaching for awhile now. I’ve been told many times that I deliver instruction and information well. The first thought I had was do a workshop. It’d be a great way to teach.
I’ve also been kicking around the concept of writing another book. I wrote one once, but I don’t like to talk about it. It wasn’t that great, and yeah, we’ll leave it at that.
The idea of a photography book came to me tonight, and I’m going to write it in a unique style. This is not going to be your typical photography instructional information document. It’s going to be funny! and for those of you who are in the professional photography market, will really think its funny since I slam on “Facebook Photographers” as I like to call them. The people whose daddy’s bought them a camera, they set it to auto, shoot from weird angles, make a facebook page, post them, and bam! Call themselves photographers.
You hate them, so do I. SOOOO I’m going to write a book in hopes that some of them read it, and learn something. Actually learn some god damn thing that’ll put them on the path of enlightenment…
So the active title as of now is going to be…
OMG! I’m a photographer.
A practical guide for the newly pretending shooter.
… I also was leaning towards
OMG! I just got a new camera, and now I’m a photographer!
..But I thought it was to long.
I really like the first one the most. Then I’ll develop a workshop around the material in the book, and call it
OMG! I’m a photographer: The workshop.
Catchy, ain’t it?
There will be more in the coming weeks as I start planning.
I’ll give you a fun sneak peak.. I know three chapter titles, and I’ll share:
My Camera, My Bestie
Glass? I wear contacts
Flashing when not intoxicated
Yep, those are three of the titles. As you can see, it’s going to be a funny book, I hope! And I’ll bring that humor into the workshop/live show.
I’m pretty excited to work on this project, and if any of my fellow photographer friends wants to lend a hand, feel free to contact me!
~Jake




